Life Lesson #1:
Never tell a person ''no offense.'' Because 9 times out of 10, that persons going to be offended.

This week was one of my more boring weeks then most.  Nothing really exciting happened but the usual, usual.  Even though this week was a dull one, I never fail on saying or doing the wrong things.

For Example:  Thursday, I was in my 6th period Chem. class, doing the assignment on the board, when I started to smell a nasty funkiness.  It smelled like wet dog/outside/sweat/McNastiness.  Without thinking I looked at my friend siting beside me and was like,"Do you smell that?  Something smells really bad."  Right after I said that, the girl in front of me whipped around and said "Yea it's me."

Not thinking, again, I pulled out some body spray I had in my purse and started spraying it like crazy... sensing that I reacted a little too abruptly, I asked her during sprays, "Ya want some of my body spray?  It smells really good."  I couldn't tell if the girl was ticked off or totally embarrassed, so I told her that I was sorry for saying that she smelled, but no offense, she did.  She just smiled and said that she just came from P.E. and that I wasn't the first person to tell her that she kinda smelled bad. I know...close one right?!

So even though, 9 times out of 10, saying "no offense" will usually result in a person being offended, you can always be that 1 person out of 10 who gladly appreciates you telling them that you smelled in class.
Thanks again P.E. girl for being that 1 out of 10 people who didn't get offended by my unthinkably rash actions and words.